We've Got to Talk About These Indictments

Step One: Vote Trump, Step Three: Win

Welcome back! Can you believe it’s Labor Day Weekend already? It’s my favorite weekend because it always coincides with my birthday. What up, my Virgos!? 🥳🤩🎂🎉HBD to us! I will take a point of privilege for the occasion to keep this hyper-focused on one topic. Here we go:

• NEW: The Slip’s Presidential Straw Poll

• Gut Check: We’ve got to talk about ‘The I…